Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I have post one night stand depression
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
