If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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