Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You're a disaster
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