whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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