Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I believe in your delicious
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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