he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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