Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We are two peas in an std pod
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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