he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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