Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My bed smells like the plague
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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