The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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