Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
