I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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