that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
When did angry sex become our thing?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
