He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Can I color on your dick again?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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