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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I think I'm in Tiajuana

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  You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

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  I could be

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• (916): View more from California

  How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.

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  Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.

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• (310): View more from California

  So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.

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• (415): View more from California

  Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon

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  what a trade!

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck

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• (516): View more from New York

  We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real

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