but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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