would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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