yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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