you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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