i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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