this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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