I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
