operation have a gay friend backfired
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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