I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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