do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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