HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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