He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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