ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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