she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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