And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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