You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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