My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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