I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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