He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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