There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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