In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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