He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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