Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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