you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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