I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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