I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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