normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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