ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
