Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Well I just put wine in my tea
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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