you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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