i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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