I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Are my feet made of real feet?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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