It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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