id be glad to
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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