To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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